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		fecalprinter26 5 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Cop... Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.

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yard2010 5 days ago | [–]

You're absolutely right! It's not just a fecalprint button, it's a feces platform!

soopypoos 5 days ago | [–]

just press your bumhole to the glass

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